Question #1

Today’s question:

“Dear slick and Chuck,

What makes a man think he is so dang smart? If he were truly smart he would keep his woman happy. Then we wouldn’t need to ask you guys these questions.

Signed,

Lady is confused”

Slick- What? men are smarter. It’s a proven fact and it’s been proven time and time again. We have two heads see? Womenfolk only have one and all it’s good for is storing make up.

Chuck- A smart man does keep his woman happy. Lady, it definitely sounds to me that your man ain’t too bright. If a man can’t meet his woman’s needs, and you know what I mean, then he’s a dumb ass. Smart plus Man equals Happy Woman. Now if you’re wanting to find out how to make your man smarter, well, that’s another question and answer. And Slick, I can think of something else women’s heads are good for than storing make up…

Slick- You know what Chuck, you’re right. I mean, a woman’s head is good for many things. Where else would she store the knowledge of cooking? Anyway, back to the question about why men aren’t smart? It’s a fabricated lie used only to keep “whitey” down and I’m tired of… Wait, I seem to have gotten off track. I think we’ll go with your answer Chuck.

Chuck- That’s right Slick, and you know why we’ll go with my answer? Anyone? Cause I’m a smart man!

An Introduction

Hi, Slick here.

Let’s see…..we (Chuck and I) started this site so that women can ask a question in complete anonymity about the inner workings of the male mind.

I mean seriously, who else knows about this subject better than the two of us?

Although both of us cook, we won’t be sharing or swapping recipes…..that’s kind of gay.

We’ll take one question and we’ll both provide our own answers, therefore, the submitter will receive 2 answers. Whether Chuck and I agree on the answer, we’ll “Give It To Ya Straight”.

On the right side bar, you find a link titled “Email Us”. C’mon, don’t be scared….use it. You’ll be glad you did.