Questions #14, 15 & 16

Today’s questions:

Why did God screw me with such a small penis?

Slick- Dear Small Penis Owner, maybe your “soulmate” has a small throat? I don’t know, but God has a reason behind everything. Are your hands small?

Chuck- I have what I think is a funny response to this but I’ll keep it to myself since it’s probably pretty borderline sacrilege. Instead I’ll just say, You have a small penis? You poor pitiful dude. Hopefully you make a LOT of money!

Boobs. Real or fake? And if you care, why?

Slick- Personally, I’ve never had “fake” boobs so I’m not the expert on this matter. I’ll tell ya what though, I love looking at ALL boobs. If fake boobs are all soft like real ones, then I don’t really give a shit either way.
Chuck- I actually like ‘em natural, but if they are going to be fake I’d hope they’d not be all hard and obvious. If they’re fairly endowed, still firm and not too saggy they’re perfect IMO.

When a guy takes a shit, why does he drop his pants to the floor? You see it in movies all of the time where their underwear and pants are on their ankles. I know when us women do our business, our pants come to our knees, not all of the way to the floor. What’s up with that?

Slick- Hhhmmm, this is a very good question. I do drop my pants to the floor and I can’t even tell you why. Maybe because I’m scared of getting feces all over my underwear? I don’t really know…

Chuckie?

Chuck- Yep Slick this is a good’un. I do the same thing. I always figured it was because with the pants on da floor it was easier to spread my legs. That way I can keep hold of my junk and make sure it doesn’t drag the bottom of the bowl!