Questions #14, 15 & 16
Today’s questions:
Why did God screw me with such a small penis?
Slick- Dear Small Penis Owner, maybe your “soulmate” has a small throat? I don’t know, but God has a reason behind everything. Are your hands small?
Chuck- I have what I think is a funny response to this but I’ll keep it to myself since it’s probably pretty borderline sacrilege. Instead I’ll just say, You have a small penis? You poor pitiful dude. Hopefully you make a LOT of money!
Boobs. Real or fake? And if you care, why?
Slick- Personally, I’ve never had “fake” boobs so I’m not the expert on this matter. I’ll tell ya what though, I love looking at ALL boobs. If fake boobs are all soft like real ones, then I don’t really give a shit either way.
Chuck- I actually like ‘em natural, but if they are going to be fake I’d hope they’d not be all hard and obvious. If they’re fairly endowed, still firm and not too saggy they’re perfect IMO.
When a guy takes a shit, why does he drop his pants to the floor? You see it in movies all of the time where their underwear and pants are on their ankles. I know when us women do our business, our pants come to our knees, not all of the way to the floor. What’s up with that?
Slick- Hhhmmm, this is a very good question. I do drop my pants to the floor and I can’t even tell you why. Maybe because I’m scared of getting feces all over my underwear? I don’t really know…
Chuckie?
Chuck- Yep Slick this is a good’un. I do the same thing. I always figured it was because with the pants on da floor it was easier to spread my legs. That way I can keep hold of my junk and make sure it doesn’t drag the bottom of the bowl!
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Ok, Chuck’s reply to the last question TOTALLY makes sense! But I had a boyfriend that would get completely naked when he took a crap. That sort of freaked me out.
“God has a reason behind everything”
Spoken just like a man who has a small dick!
The only men who worry about their size are men who don’t know how to use what they have. That’s just common sense.
Ladies, don’t lie. Small penises are worthless. Unless there is a good tongue attached to it.
I don’t think fake boobs look good on an 80 year old woman. Slick? Whatcha think….80 and still packin’ a perky rack gonna set you off? Nasty.
I had to laugh at Chucks last comment on the droppin’ pants thing-OMG that was hilarious!
I’ve always feared men preferred implants.
I don’t like my breasts and feel self conscious about them.
I don’t trust my husband to tell me the truth on how they look as he doesn’t want to hurt me.
When they are on the large side, and natural, they don’t ‘float’, they have a bit of sag…so, how much is too much????
Sorry to get serious, but I’m 38 and feeling sort of frumpy….
Damn Slick, no wonder you didn’t like my post about guy’s hands. LMAO!
And Chuck, so that happens when y’all are younger too, huh? I thought the “junk” hanging in the toilet water was an old man issue.