Questions #17, 18, 19 & 20

Today’s questions:

Dear Slick and Chuck- Why is it when your guy has a hard-on around you he wants you to touch it??? Even though you are in public and can’t do anything to help out in the situation???

Puzzled

Chuck- Well Puzzled this one is simple….we always want you to touch it. It don’t matter if we’re standing behind you in the check out lane at Wal Mart, sitting next to you in the movies or laying in bed with “morning wood”. We know that we have “what you want and desire”, we just want to get validation.

Slick- I want it touched whether erect or not. “Just touch it…touch it dammit!” can be heard around my house every so often. I say the next time you go out with your man, wear something very revealing and tell him to touch your breasts in front of everyone. This might cure him….or make him very excited.

Is there any validity to the idea that men really want “a lady on the street and a freak in the bed”? Tell me about it.

Chuck- Oh yeah! Especially we Southern Gentlemen, we want our women to be lady like in public, but to be a HO when the door is closed. It makes it easier for us to brag to our friends about how well we’re laying the pipe. Our friends will be all “But she seems so nice and proper.” and we’ll be like “Dude, check out this bite mark on my shoulder!”

Slick- What century are you living in, dear reader? I’m guessing you and your man’s favorite position is the missionary one, right? Everybody loves a little freaky.

My significant other claims to not like blow jobs. Is that even possible? Am I doing something wrong or is he just terribly, terribly flawed?

Chuck- It’s obvious your significant other needs to be reading this blog. I can say I’ve never known a man who doesn’t like a blow job. Most complain they don’t get ‘em enough. I’d go with “terribly flawed”. It’s definitely not you. What say you Slick?

Slick- Is there a mental facility close by that you can check your man in to? Unless you’re just teething the hell out of his pecker, he’s crazy to reject a blowjob. I mean seriously, I’m at a loss for words with this question. It’s like we’re faced with an impossibility right here…..

Why is your email “slickandchuck”? Why not “chuckandslick”? Is this some indication of who is the bitch in your relationship? (Oh come on, you have to admit that’s funny)

Chuck- Well if I had to guess it would have something to do with the fact that Slick set the email account (as well as all of this blog) up himself. I’m sure he’ll have a different answer though…

Slick- LOL! Nawww, I don’t know why I set it up like that. We can make a new one to appease you, dear reader.

Chuck- Okay, to be honest we swap out the “bitch” duties! LOL