Questions #23, 24 & 25

Today’s questions:

Why do men on “dating” websites send women a picture of their “junk” but not a picture of their face? Do they really think we are going to be interested in them based on a disembodied penis picture?

Slick- Because see? A man who sends just a picture of his “junk” is a man who is only interested in a skanky ho. And guess what? The only people who would answer his ad are…..you guessed it, a skanky ho. This eliminates the women with morals. Cuts to the chase, so to speak. He gets exactly what he’s after.

Chuck- Slick, you nailed the “junk” on the head with your answer. You’re exactly right. Many men who use on-line dating sites have two profiles. One for the skanks (complete with cock pic) and one for the girl to take home to mama (smiling pic with a dog as a prop). Now I don’t know about this from experience………but, I can imagine this is the case. By the way question asker, there are other sites for dating other than Adult Friend Finder.

I’ve got a question………why do guys insist on having nicknames for body parts?? My other half calls my nether regions the Box office. Care to comment??

Slick- Mainly because the words “penis” and “vagina” are such gay words coming from the mouth of a manly man. “Hey Babe, wanna see my penis?” sounds so….dorkish. On the other hand… “Hey Babe, wanna see Goliath?” sounds soooo much more manly. Penis, Goliath, penis, Goliath, peni, Goliath……I mean seriously, which sounds better?

By the way, I’m stealing your better half’s word for vagina. That sounds so upscale-ish. I like it!

Chuck- “box office” that is a good one. What kind of tickets are you selling from your box office? Are there group rates? LOL It’s so much easier to discuss your junk in pubic when you have a nice name for it. Here’s an example of a conversation my wife and I had recently at Haverty’s Furniture right in front of the sales lady. (Me: So, do you think Lil’Chucky would enjoy the material of this sofa? You don’t think he might chafe himself on it do you? Wife: rolls eyes.) See, the sales person might have thought we were talking about a kid or something.

My co-worker constantly talks about her love life or lack of. She and her husband are in their 40s and have been married for about 17 years. Her husband stopped having sex with her over a year and a half ago, including giving oral pleasure. He says the reason he hasn’t is because he injured his back. I suggested her getting on top but again she said he just will not. Is there something we aren’t getting? I mean is the dude gay or having an affair or do guys really lose “the feeling”?

Slick- Oooooo, there are two likely reasons here. Either your co-worker has let herself go in the hygiene department and he’s lost sexual interest or his pecker can no longer upgrade past the flaccid stage. After 17 years of marriage, he ain’t lookin’ for “strange”. Tell your co-worker to orally please him to start a session. Maybe, just maybe….he will get past her body odor and her disgusting lack of self hygiene to make love to her.

Chuck- Well, unless he’s taking some kind of medication that totally eliminates his sex drive then he must be playing for the other team. Even a guy who’s getting some poon somewhere else will still bang the wife from time to time just to keep her from wondering. I would imagine if a guy has found himself attracted to dick, balls and hairy assholes there would be nothing his wife could do to make him want her warm wet honey hole. Then again, it could be like Slick said, and she just needs to get some Summer’s Eve feminine cooter wash or something.