Questions #26, 27 & 28
Today’s questions:
When finances are used by a guy as an excuse not to get married, should it be interpreted as he just does not want to get married?
Chuck- Yes. It most likely means he doesn’t trust you with his money. Have you given him reasons to be concerned in the past? Are you a good custodian of your own finances? Do you spend too much time and money at the casino or strip clubs? What’s your credit score? If the answer to any of these questions are not positive you might want to brush up on your blow job giving skills. If you want the guy you’ll have to take his mind off the fact you aren’t good with money and make him focus on your other “assets”!
Slick- Hang on a minute…if a guy tells you he’s broke before you even plan on a marriage…what the hell are you still doing with him? He’s bad news, girl. Get the hell away. Next thing you know, your Mom will be calling you after a family get together asking if you’ve seen her money. I personally, wouldn’t want all that hassle.
Why can’t men figure out the toilet seat? It seems to be a pretty uncomplicated device, and only really has 3 positions…what exactly is the problem?
Chuck- The mention of positions makes me think of sex, not toilet seats. But since the question doesn’t deal with sex I’ll attempt to answer your question from a toilet point of view. When it comes to toilets there is only two positions that matter. Up for pissin and down for when the kids are being dropped off at the pool. I’m not a slob who wants to sit in his own piss, so I am smart enough to raise the seat. But, if I’m only going to shake the dew off my lily I don’t find it necessary to put the seat back down. You dig?
Slick- 3 positions? Ha, a toilet ain’t got 3 positions! Are we geting our questions from people in West Virginia Chuckie? Anyway, I lift the seat up and for the most part, leave the seat lifted.
What cup size of breasts would be considered too big??
Chuck- This is a joke, right? What size of breast is too big? Is there such a thing? I guess if they’re too big to fit in the front seat of my car that might be over doing it. Any size smaller than that is perfect!
Slick- Well, as most of you know…I’m a breast man. Unlike Chuckie, I do have a size limit. Quadruple D’s. That’s as big as I would care for them. I mean, any bigger and I’m sure they’d cost an arm and a leg to feed.
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Woooaah there Slicky. Ease up on the West Virginia jokes or I might just have to un-feed you guys.
So far I have LMAO at this blog, but not commented. I’m from West Virginia, lived her all my life. But then again, we WV people makes jokes about southern people from you know…Al and La, being stupid, I guess we are even, carry on.
A guy who claims finances as a reason to not get married is just avoiding marriage. Costs almost nothing to run down to the courthouse and get hitched and then you get to file joint tax returns which is almost always a financial gain.
Just put the seat and the lid down when you are done!! Is it so hard? Keeps the dog from drinking out of it and minimizes germ escape when flushing (that’s right, I want you to close the lid before you flush. I know it’s fun to watch Mr. Poop swirl and twirl as he goes down, but it just isn’t sanitary, ok?)
Too big can be found here.
I think it’s a sign, a big blinking sign saying “Don’t marry me, We’re not right for each other”
If someone is making excuses not to get married, then they ain’t ready…move on.
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Put the seat back down and close the lid, dammit.
Here’s another angle on the marriage thing. If you want to marry him so badly, just tell him you’ll support him. Let him stay home and play XBox all day while you bring home the bacon. Then you’ll see if it’s you or the money causing the problems.
And why can’t women just learn to put the seat down? They need it down EVERY time they go (unless they’re from WV. I hear some of those girls can write their name in the snow pretty well) while men need it up for wettin’ and down for settin’. Just look before you sit and you won’t get a wet ass. Or worse.
If you train your man right, he will give you his money AND put the toilet seat down. All in the training.
Originally from Ohio and we make fun of WV too. Is Nicole gonna kick our ass?
I would bet that he’s waiting to marry some “sugar-momma” that can take care of him. lol
3 positions, Seat and lid up, seat down lid up, and lid down seat down.
I am just going to totally remove the lid, then he cannot leave it down. He says he leaves the lid down so the dog wont drink out of it, I say close the door to the commode room and you solve two problems at once.
Okay boys, time to post some more questions….
are you out of questions?
You guys are FUNNY! And, apparently somewhat truthful.
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If so…in what ways?