Questions #29, 30 & 31

Today’s questions:

Do men have real friendships with women? Or are they merely women you want to screw and can’t?

Slick- Let me be blunt dear reader…..if it’s got titties, I can’t be real friends with it. I mean, me and Chuck are buddies and I don’t stare at his titties. He’s too freakin’ hairy for my tastes. See, if I had a close female friend who had’em, I’d just be staring at them all day. What kind of friendship is that? So no….in my professional expertise, there is no such thing as a platonic relationship.

Chuck- Thank you Slick for not starring. You know it would bother me if you did. Anyway, back to the question…I honestly believe men can’t have real platonic friendships with women, unless there is something really wrong with her or she looks like Hillary Clinton or something. The mind of a man just doesn’t work that way. Slick mentions titties in his response and I agree, but for my answer I’ll say it’s ass. I can’t talk to a woman for more than 8.4 seconds without wondering what her ass would look like all naked and bent over my crotch. And I know that’s wrong, but I just can’t help it. You can bet your husband or boyfriend does the same thing. It doesn’t mean he’s gonna cheat on you. It’s just the way many men see things.  With this being the case, please note I can always use more female friends!
I work really close to a male co-worker. He has a girlfriend and I have a boyfriend. I am not sure if the co-worker is being nice to me or interested in me or just being a guy and likes my big tits. We have become really close to each other and make dirty comments to each other when are around each other. Is it a bad that I want to do bad things with him? Granted both of us are with other people, we would not act on it, but I just want the thoughts out of my head. What is a girl do to do?

Confused.

Slick- Dear Confused, you just answered the first question. You dirty dirty girl…dirty dirty. I love dirty text messages. You’ll let us know when you do her boyfriend, right? You dirty girl, you. Chuckie? Somebody needs a spankin’

Chuck- Yeah man, I’m definitely feelin’ the “dirty girl” vibe here. I think, in order to honestly answer your question, we’ll need to see a pic of the “big tits” in question. Meanwhile, if you’re wanting to get the thoughts out of your head I’d suggest you change jobs, cause I’m thinking (and I’m sure Slick would agree) you and him are destined to hit the sheets way before Memorial Day, at the rate things are going.

What is it about Midget’s that turns a man on? Mr Mustang turned me down the other night because he preferred to go with his buddies to a ballerina bar and watch Bridget the Midget strip. I ran into him and his friends later that night and there were a few other men there that were not a part of their group. They over heard us talking about it and chimed in that they thought she was was just the greatest. What is up with that?

Slick- I love midgets. Really, I dated one once but she kept her nose all in my business. I don’t know…a lot of guys fantasies are doing midgets and siamese twins. Not me personally….I’m just sayin’

Chuck- I have been a fan of Bridget The Midget since I first saw her in a “free download” porn clip on the Internet two years ago. She’s a hottie! I’ve always had a thing for Asian Midgets and I once saw one standing on the sidewalk in downtown Birmingham, Alabama. I nearly rear ended the car in front of me when I did. What is it about midgets that turn a man on? Well I think it has a little to do with the desire to see our usually monster sized man meat appear so much more gargantuan in the hand/mouth/other orifice of a smaller sized woman.