Questions #32, 33 & 34

Today’s questions:

Why are men such pussies when they are sick?

Slick- While I may admit to the fact that men groan and moan a little more when we’re “under the weather”, I’ll also point out that it only happens every so often. Why do women moan, groan, and bitch a week out of every month? I mean, since we’re comparing and all….

Chuck- I think it’s the whole Mommy thing. Whenever I’m sick my first thought is wanting my mom to take care of me. Mom’s know what to do when their kids are under the weather (well except for my ex wife) and the mother’s of the world have generally conditioned their boy children to grow up as pussies when they get sick. So, if you’re a mom….you’re responsible.

Ok, guys, I’ve got a serious question for you. What is it about the TV that sucks the life out of you all? What is it that causes you to lose your hearing? Why is it you can hear a dying victim whisper her last breath on CSI but you cannot hear a 5 year old ask you to serve her some juice or help with her homework?

Slick- Ha…Chuck? When did we say this would become a male bashing site? Damn….ok look here dear person who asked this question, it’s because we bought that damn juice. The kid wants more juice? He needs to go get a job. He’s done had 3 today already.

Sorry, thought I was talking to my ex again…

TV is so much more entertaining than listening to nagging. ‘Nough said.

Chuck- Yeah Slick, it would appear that the man bashers are out in full force. And yeah, I totally agree with ya on the juice. So, what is it about a man who can hear shit on tv but ignore others around him? Well it’s simple. You see, menfolk have so much responsibility on their shoulders. We’re the ones who make the world go round. It’s hard, sometimes, to tune out the constant thoughts of “working for a living”, “mechanics of the cliterus (is that how you spell it?)”, “price of a gallon of gas”, “who’s going to win the SEC Championship”, etc and worry about something as unimportant as juice.

Why do younger men like older women so much? Is it the learning curve? The mom factor? What is it?

Slick- I’m 37, if I get a woman older than me, I’d be buying her a coffee with a senior citizens discount at the local Hardees. No thanks. When I was younger, it’s just the lure of an older woman that was attractive. I mean, older women were the only ones we saw naked at the time (using Dad’s Playboys) so it kind of stuck with us as we progressed in life. At least until the woman turned 30….then it would be time to fixate on another one.

Chuck- For those of you in the Western half of the country Hardees is Carl’s Jr and they have some killer breakfast action! Okay…..just wanted to clear that up. So yeah, Slick is on track with his answer. The whole older woman thing pretty much dies out once you hit your 30’s. I once, about 6 years ago, slightly hooked up with a woman who was in her 50’s. I was at a bar in Guymon, Oklahoma and this feisty, and attractive, woman started hitting on me at the pool tables. I eventually went back with her to her motel room and as she was slobbing my knob she told me how her son was a couple years older than I was. That kind of freaked me out a bit. I was out of there within five minutes, once she had finished. So, in conclusion, I’d have to say men tend to move away from the “older woman” thing at a certain age and the “mom factor” has nothing to do with it. At least not for me…